Well, it was bound to happen at some point. Fresh off of a disappointing 2-3 loss to Hanover 96, the Neverkusen Crew are nevertheless in decent spirits because Bayer Leverkusen are still sitting pretty in second place just ahead of those DAB-drinking bumble bees from Dortmund. Patrick, Tom, and Eric (but without Frieda, who really exists, you have to believe us!) discuss the recent setback, the A-Jugend demolition of Rosenborg Trondheim, and Bayer General Manager, Wolfgang Holzhaeuser’s, thoughts on stripping fans of their clothes to see what they could be hiding (hint: the perv is for it). Join us! You can do no less (you literally can’t)!
We’re #2! We’re #2!! We’re #2!!! The Neverkusen Crew is back from an almost month-long hiatus with a power-packed, star-studded, freshly-shaved episode (33) of the Neverkusen Podcast. While we were away, Bayer04 has climbed up the proverbial ladder to second place, and now every team (besides those douche bags from Bavaria) is looking up at our bottoms as we assume our rightful place at the right hand of whomever is going to win the salad plate. Remember, people, 2nd place is the new 1st place! Fuckin’ stoked!
The Neverkusen crew are happy to bring you the 32nd episode of the Neverkusen podcast. Patrick, Tom, and Eric discuss the match against Fortuna Düsseldorf, a new signing, and the DFB Pokal draw. The gritty underbelly of life as a stadium steward is exposed, and Tom offers Michael Ballack a ride to the BayArena. Have a listen to what you’re missin’!
These English weeks are killers! The Neverkusen Podcast is back with episode 31, an ambitious look at 3 matches and 3 victories from the last 7 days. The Crew reviews the Europa League tie against Rapid Vienna, the historic super-upset at the Allianz Arena, and the bloody trench battle against Arminia Bielefeld, all the while drinking up the victorious atmosphere and the copious quantities of alt bier. Bayer Leverkusen is on a roll…your chance to jump on the bandwagon without looking like a loser is growing smaller!
Hello, hello, hello and welcome to the 30th episode of the Neverkusen Podcast. This week we break down the match against FSV Mainz and their psycho GK, Christian Wetklo, discuss the loss of Bayer Leverkusen’s current sponsor, update you on the new fan initiative to increase home advantage at the BayArena, and try not to soil our pants at the prospect of playing Bayern Munich next week. In between all of that, Tom is helped with his English, Stefan Kiessling’s new daughter receives waaay too much attention, and beer is consumed. Just another week at Neverkusen headquarters….thanks for joining us!
On episode 29 of the Neverkusen Podcast, the crew welcomes back two old friends – Neverkusen Crew OG, Frieda, and VfB Stuttgart super-fan, @Jens1893. In part one, Frieda shares her experiences traveling to Norway in order to watch Bayer Leverkusen’s most recent EL match against Ruusenbuurg Truundheiuum, and also leaves a bleeding FC Koeln fan lying in the street. In part two, fresh on the heels of Bruno Labbadia’s Wutrede, Jens provides one of his own against a trainer that Leverkusen fans remember all too well. Even Hamburg fans can join in with Leverkusen fans to say, “We are all Stuttgart.” Best of luck to you, Jens, we hope your wish comes true soon!
Two consecutive victories in the Bundesliga find the Neverkusen Crew in great spirits and high on life (and BayArena Dutch grass). Patrick, Tom and Eric discuss the wins against Augsburg and Greuther Fuerth, and toast our Capitano, Michael Ballack, as well as Sidney Sam (although he really should know better). Our favorite Brazilian, Renato Augusto, gets the once-over from the Crew, and we also look forward to the upcoming matches against EL opponent Roseborg Trondheim and Bundesliga rival VfB Stuttgart. And we discuss a subject near and dear to Tom’s heart, more standing places in the BayArena. Thanks for listening!
In the nick of time the Neverkusen Crew delivers episode 27 to you on Matchday 5. You have only a few hours before this pod becomes somewhat irrelevant, so have a listen before you tune in on some grainy, Russian live stream to watch the match against Augsburg. Patrick, Tom and Eric discuss the disappointing draw to Metalist in the Europa League, but like popping two Bayer aspirin, the pain goes away while discussing the promising match against Borussia Moenchengladbach. Thanks for listening everyone…has anyone seen Frieda?!
And you thought Bayer Leverkusen’s performance against Borussia Dortmund was bad. The Neverkusen Crew shows up completely unprepared, unmotivated, and under the weather (damn you, alcohol!) reluctant to discuss a brutal reality check at the hands of the German champion. Jesus Christ, if Marcel Schmelzer can look like a world-class LB against us, then all hope is almost completely lost. We are treading water…in a pool full of sharks.